Him: I’m sorry that men are always on me

Me: The only man that’s always on me is benjamin franklin

Just signed my deal with cocky boys ent. !!!! 

MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

dont-feel-like-sherlock:

  • two songs
  • two bands
  • two actors
  • two actresses
  • two singers
  • two movies
  • two books
  • two characters
  • two ships
  • two shows
  • two anything

marinaandthewigs:

Marina and the Diamonds performing at The Luminaire, London. 22/09/2008

pinkfled:

Nirvana at Chicago’s Aragon Ballroom - In Utero Tour, 1993

pinkfled:

Nirvana at Chicago’s Aragon Ballroom - In Utero Tour, 1993

I hate cooking and I hate the way the microwave like makes things taste so that’s just a recipe for me to live off of fast food and fucking die alone good bye

I stand on my own fuckin two

I went to the phone store today and they wanted me to put 400$ down on a phone plan bc I don’t have any credit. And then I would have to put another 300 down on an iphone bc I like wanted an iphone and finance the rest of it on top of that paying a monthly phone bill. Like what the fuck? What the fuck kind of houdini hidden fuckin charges bullshit is this fuckin renting a trailer costs less than a fuckin cell phone plan

If anyone fucking talks shit about Lindsay Lohan I will get personally offended and I will fucking rip their heads off

realsushi:

really me

realsushi:

really me

fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

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